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Saturday, November 3, 2012

How Languages were made

English:

  • Let's make a few letters from which the vowels would be read hit or miss
  • Oh, and it'd be fun if the meaning of the words would change depending on the speaker's social status

French:

  • Half of the letters will be read like shit and other half won't be read at all
  • Don't forget the little sticks above

Italian:

  • How about all of the words ending with vowels?
  • Don't forget waving your hands like psycho, it's hot outside

Spanish:

  • Let's fuck up the Italian language

Russian:

  • Let's write words in random order and convey their meaning with intonation!
  • Don't forget about the prefixes and suffixes!

Bulgarian:

  • Let's fuck up the Russian language
  • Damm yes! We'll talk like Russian kids

German:

  • Man, who the fuck needs spaces?
  • Add more consonants!

Chinese:

  • Let's use sounds of nature instead of words
  • Look at the thing I drew. Here's the sun and crocodiles are flying in here. Let this mean "table"

Japanese:

  • Let's pronounce everything with the same intonation
  • Like a dog barking. Just to freak everyone out
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